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Sep. 5th, 2009 | 12:40 pm

How's your relationship with your latest ex?
Ummm...nonexistent.

Do you hate anyone?
Only myself and some prominent Republicans.

The person you fell hardest for died today, how would you feel?:
Terrible, clearly provided that I heard about it.

What are your plans for this weekend?:
Avoid social activities to the maximum possible extent without becoming a hermit.

Ever hooked up with someone that had a tattoo?:
Perversely, I never have.

Have you taken a shower in the last 24 hours?:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No. I even got judged in Safeway for it.

Is there someone you want to see right now?:
No.

Are you in a good mood right now?
I'm stealing this from Mary: -ish, -ish


Are you taller than 5 foot 7 inches?:
Northern European blood, so clearly.

Where did you get your last bruise from?:
I currently have 3 bruises that all appeared by magic as far as I can tell.

What is something you disliked about your day?
The Constant nagging headache, but that could be extrapolated back another 45 days.

Do you find piercings and tattoos attractive?
Like long hair, I only find tattoos and piercings very very attractive or not at all.

Who was the last person you drove in a car with?:
My sister and her bf. I discovered that George Carlin is definitely not funny.

If you could go back in time and change things, would you?:
Yes.

Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?:
My mom? No, she's like herpes--can't get rid of even if you wanted to, and she's really healthy so she'll probably outlive me.

Do you have a favorite phrase?:
Well, since I apparently invent them I'll narrow down to just two: "Oops, accident(--on purpose)" which was used on a different continent without my presence and the ever useful "barf in my mouth".

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?:
Sonic makes everything better.

Is there anyone in the room with you?
Beau.

Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?:
My mother.

Does anyone call you babe?:
No because if they did I would never speak to them again.

Would you ever get a tattoo?:
Of course.

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?:
Drunk on the street in downtown Portland.

What were you doing at 7:00 am?:
Sleeping!

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?:
Umm...I don't cry in front of you unless you are being paid hundreds of dollars to listen to me complain about my problems.

Do you like to cuddle?:
Unfortunately yes. This does not work well with body issues.

Are you happy with the choices you've made?:
Not particularly.

Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh?:
I have a hard time conceiving of a person who wouldn't make me laugh if we were sleeping together. Obviously, they may not appreciate it, so maybe I need someone who doesn't mind being laughed at.

Would you say that you are emotionally strong?:
Clearly not.

What was the reason for you throwing up last time?:
Constant headache. It's actually pretty useful, because I have to throw up to feel better. I'm actually getting pretty proficient at throwing up just by thinking about it.

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winstonsbitch

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from: winstonsbitch
date: Sep. 5th, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
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A. Three of these answer came from me.

B. I am quoting the "Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh?" answer on facebook

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